First I had a conversation with my dr. Recently. This is the conversation i had with my dr and and why i must be clueless.
Type 2 diabetes is the bodies way of saying hey, since you cant seem to eat right I'm gonna have to serve some warning signs so you don't kill yourself. It's the same as a car. A car doesn't go from low oil to seized engine. Hell no, it gives a warning light.
You ignore it.
Then the engine seizes when there aint no oil left. Yet some motherfuckers be like "I have no idea why my engine seized". Mechanic is like, when was your last oil change? Umm "like a while ago". Like how many miles? "Like a lot of em". Any check engine lights? "Um yeah there were 2 actually. A red one and an orange one with a little genie lamp." And you dont know why your engine seized?
Really? Its the same for diabetes!
You dont just wake up one day and all of a sudden you got type 2 diabetes! Its a process. First you gotta eat and drink alot of bad shit. Then you gotta not exercise. And then you gotta not notice that you gained a whole bunch of weight. Then, you have to not notice initial low blood sugar. People are seriously like.
"No, it just runs in my family."
Yeah, cause you got alot of people in your family that just all hang out together, eat together, watch tv together, dont exercise together! Yeah I wonder how it runs in the family. We lie to ourselves! It's easy! I still look in the mirror and say, damn you're sexy Danny. Look at that ab! Used to be more abs but I consolidated. Upgraded to a keg from a six pack.
This was honestly a thought in my head and I'm not trying to upset anyone nor am I a dr. Just a joke.
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