Thursday, November 29, 2018

My wife’s a stripper



Yes, so my wife’s a stripper. And some people they give me a hard time. Because, they’re like “do you know what they do at those places”. And im like yes, that’s where i met her. People are shocked. Im like, do you know how many men your chick really fucked? Cause it’s like 3 times more than she told you. She didnt even tell you about those two guys who were friends. That she let do things to her that you still havent done! I’m just playing. Im not saying your girl was a slut. Im just saying it’s possible. At least for me, nothing i do is going to surprise her. When she walks into the strip club with her robe on and bed head. Trying to embarrass me and ask what I’m doing there? I can just say you knew i liked strip clubs when you met me. But women don’t care. They be like. “That was then, and this is now”! Im like, what the fuck does that mean? Of course that’s true. That was then, this is now? I get it. It’s like when a woman says “do you know what it feels like to give birth”? Or “do you know what it’s like to bleed every month”? When a woman starts talking like that? Just say your sorry and that she looks pretty. Yes guys, if you have not heard this? You just havent been with her long enough yet. The moment she thinks you have an edge in an argument? Lol, good luck!