WET tv

I'm not trying to be racist or insensitive. I just get these crazy ideas and I put them down. I love people of all colors and interests. I just think sometimes our society is so damn politically correct instead of just being real. Wake up people and liberate yourself. Stop placing yourself in such a small box. I was watching the new Queen Latifah show and was also reading about shared admiration between JayZ and Obama. It all just sounded so funny to me.

If you're offended I apologize I guess. 

So i see queen latifah has a talk show. Was that a hand off? Kind of feeding the stereotype arent u? Another black girl with a talk show? I mean shit at least its not on the oprah winfrey network. Then you might as well just come out and admit it. But i love queen. If any black woman can take a torch from oprah its queen latifah. Lets just get that straight. 

But shit queen latifah lets give some other people a chance to make some fucking money. What is about this country where we want to give all the work to the same fucking people? Spread that shit around. But i mean she is fun to watch. Some people they just know how to entertain. Queen latifiah knows like 5 ways! Most people forget she was a rapper until they ask if queen is her first name. Then cause they dont want to sound stupid theyre like, yeah i knew that. 

While im at it why Is it that barack obama and michelle just happen to be friends with jayz and beyonce. Were will smith and jada pinkett not good enough? Were worried about obama amd his relationship with muslims but we dont give a shit about him hanging out with guys rappin about selling coke and guns? Last saturday they met up with snoop dogg and hung out in the studio. Michelle dropped it like it was hot while barack and snoop smoked a big fat joint and talked about how snoop could help the economy. Barack went ahead and implemented some of snoops policies in colorado, washington, and oregon. If all goes well snoops already guaranteed to be governor. 

Thats whats up nigga! 

Word is he gets to keep being a Crip too. You guys are wondering how i know this shit ha? Cause it dont matter if its white people or black people they still got a mexican cooking and doing their yardwork. Thats right motherfuckers i got a job! Thats right, i snuck into the country this part was easy.

Cause nobody fucking cares as long as everyones smiling while we do it. We just gotta be politically correct when we do it. Honesty? Shit, the nice guy finishes last in this game. saddle up. This is Capitalism bitches! Holy shit what are we doing? Weve got our priorities fucked up in this country. So ill tell you what, because white people are and probably should feel insecure im starting a new business venture. Its called WET Tv. Thats right, White Entertainment Television. Asians got a little upset but i had to tell them hold on not YET! (Get it, Yellow Entertainment Television) 

Tonight on white entertainment television the best performance of a black guy pretending to be a white guy. See that shit, a white man just got beat out in his own show. Sounds like white mans world is fading like the ice caps in antartica. You can call that shit global warming, karma. Whatever. 

Whooa before you start calling me a racist remember. I dont even know what the fuck i am. Dont come preaching to me, hell no. My birth certificate has so many empty spaces on it you'd think it was a wheel of fortune puzzle!

I don't give a fuck what color or nationality i am cause it dont matter. Dont forget where you came from but you aint there anymore. You're here in the United States of America. I'm a fucking American!

When i fill out those questionnaires with what you are, you know; white, african american, hispanic non-black ( yeah i dont know why that one is on there either) pacific islander, Indian (for american indians see native american), by this point im already irritated cause i can see why the doctor might need this but why the fuck does the veterinarian give a shit if im 1/2 mexican, 1/8 bohemian, 1/8 white, 1/16 dutch, 1/64th german. (Yeah i was pissed about that too), oh and i heard from a few ex girlfriends part dog. 

Unless youre paying me for this shit fuck it. And unless im getting paid to fill it out kiss my Ass. And while were at it which one of you motherfuckers is sitting at home playing the government instead of working like this motherfucker has too?

Stand up!

Oh look nobody. Guess those numbers are wrong, theres not 25% of people taking advantage of the rest of us instead of taking care of themselves and having more people to take care of those that truly cant take care of themselves. 

There are some lazy mortherfucking people that would rather have barely enough money to survive instead of working at subway or mcdonalds and wait, barely have enough money to survive. 

Well i guess if that was the whole story maybe it would be a no brainer. If you add in healthcare, all of a Sudden it's even easier to make the decision to be the lazy motherfucker that plays hopeless? But this isnt easy and yet we make it harder for ourselves and others by playing the victim. Stop being the victim and man the fuck up!