People are crazy!

What the fuck is going on in this motherfucker yo? People are crazy, everybody's crazy. People act normal just so they don't have to look crazy. I'm like fuck it, everyone should just be they self. What the fuck is all the fuss about? Calm the fuck down people. I mean shit. We got people shooting people for no reason. Chicks hanging themselves cause some girls called them a slut! They should feel lucky! I can't even find a date! She pulled a train on her first night! I'm just playing. I don't condone rape ill tell you that! And if you do take your standards down a bit and go get some pussy homey! Ain't no shame and bangin a couple grandmas! I'm just saying if beyonce ain't willin to fuck you it doesn't mean you have to give up and start rapin bitches! Just take it down a notch. 

People are crazy! So I've developed a limp. I remember when I would play around with a limp. Now I got no choice. When you got kids things are expensive. You can't get everything you want so some shit has to wait. And when shit waits other shit goes wrong. So now I gotta limp. So I go to the dr and they're like what's wrong. I said if I knew that I would just fix the motherfucker myself! What am I paying you for! And damn am I paying a lot! Shit just went up to 3 hundred and fifty dollars a week. Yeah motherfucker! I said a week! It's no wonder I gotta a limp and I pay the insurance. But damn it if it doesn't cover shoulder, hip, gall bladder, liver. Apparently the only thing they do for under a hundred dollars is take your blood pressure and see how much you weigh. I could have brought that information with me bitch go get the doctor! This is costing me a fortune. And you better not be charging me by the hour cause you had me sittin in that waiting room for damn near an hour. Three hundred forty 5 dollars a week. 

Then I come in today and your receptionist has the nerve to ask me for 20 more dollars co pay. Co pay? Why does it seem like I'm paying for the whole thing? So I'm paying three hundred forty five dollars a week? I also have to pay a co pay? And a mother fucking deductible? you motherfuckers should have picked me up in a limo! I had to get gas and drive to this bitch on top of all that! All they did was take my blood pressure (finger up counting), check my weight, and listen to me tell them what I'm feeling.