Gray Area

So I was standing next to Channing Tatum yesterday. Actually I wasn't. But maybe if I was my wife might actually want to fuck me! No your right, she'd rather fuck Channing. But as long as she's married to me if she wants Channing I get some too! equal opportunity bitches. you get yours then I'm gonna get mine. If Jessica biel ever divorces Justin timberlake. I could be a step dad In a minute Jessica. Just sayin. What, you don't think I have a chance? No I'm not twisted. What makes you say that.

So I've been trying to lose weight lately. You can say it, I'm fat. Fuck you, never mind you can't say it! I'm just kidding, or am I? No I am serious. Anyways, that's our problem. we're all so sensitive. If I don't like the truth then I can go change it. But it doesn't mean that if I don't change it that people have to ignore reality. There can be gray areas though people. Of course there are gray areas. What if I am happy being fat. Wait, hear me out. What if I was like fuck it I don't care I'm gonna die when I'm gonna die. I don't give a fuck! As my friend do u owe it to your own conscience to convince me to lose weight? Well then in the name of being a true friend don't you owe it to yourself to bring it up? Or do you? Now your confused too? Yeah, join the club!

The fucking politically correct, everyone is your parent, digital age. So how's it supposed to work? Well, you get thicker skin people. I know, but Danny your sensitive as a motherfucker! No I'm not, stop picking on me! It's on me to do inventory and know where my vulnerabilities are. Be prepared for attacks on my armor. Instead, I'm playing fucking Pokemon Go! Smoking pot and listening to Hillary Clinton. Me and the rest of these inmates of this asylum, are winning! Just go ask Charlie sheen! I'm sensitive about Charlie sheen so I'm gonna move on. We won't talk about what he's winning. I'll just imply all around it. Touch on it. Pretend I didn't... But I'm sensitive so I shouldn't be poking at people. I got some vulnerabilities. Although I am a computer guy so I stay well protected. I got virus protection, Condoms and spyware! That's how I roll. Visiting with the honey at her place. I'm like, climb on top of me Hun. While I lay underneath your computer desk and I install a faster router for you. Then you can blow me while I sit at your desk and install Symantec on your pc! I want to feel like I'm multitasking babe! Oh oh oh, here it comes, installation complete! How does that feel momma? You're right. I wish I took longer to complete than the Symantec installation. Should we do it again? Best part doll. Sometimes software installation doesn't complete. me, I always finish!