Lucky I'm not fatter

My bellys so big and old that it's starting to keep me away from the rest of my body and its been around for 4 presidents. Oh it went away for a while between 8 and 22 but most of that time it was because there was no food to eat and because I wasn't allowed to drink beer. Now it's like an amusement park and for the right amount of money you can get in anywhere and eat anything you want. Yeah think about it, anywhere and anything. Thats the only AA i need. I dont worry about my liver soaking up the alcohol because i figure that the food does it since there is more of that anyways Then something else does something with the food. I think thats what i remember them saying in class. Fuck I dont really remember what they were saying. Most of the time i was so hungry couldnt sit still and focus because dry toast and unsweetened oatmeal didn't sound worth giving up the extra 15 minutes of laying in bed time. 

I was 125 at 16 years old and 225 at twenty six years old. I went from denzel to romeo crennel. But i tell you what, that was the funnest 100 pounds ive ever had! Just think of all of those food and drink songs, they all went through my head. Im lucky, for sure, I'm lucky im not fatter shit, I eat out alot. I eat out so much I don't know where in is anymore. I mean I got Sunday brunch, you know that's like a necessity like bringing in the new week some go to church I go to Sunday brunch. I get football, champaigne, and chile rellenos! Monday night is a no brainer because Monday night football and pizza go perfectly together. And what goes perfectly with pizza and football? Beer! By Tuesday there are competitions between tacos, wings, and sushi! I decide to have tacos and margaritas and save sushi and sake for Friday night. So Wednesday I finally remember where in is and I decide to order in instead and I have Chinese food delivered because general tsao and Kung pao were calling me. Thursday is date night and you know how girls love Thursday night football so it's a perfect time to enjoy some alone time with the mrs. And Rich eisen while getting to enjoy another night of beer! since everyone already knows I'm having three of my favorite esses on Friday night; sushi, sake, and sapporo, saturday is finally my time to enjoy some home cookin when we BBQ up some 22 ounce porterhouse steaks baked potatoes and cheesy bread. Yes of course we get our veggies when we drip butter on our broccoli. This along with my vodka Lemon juice ensures that i get my fruit and vegetable and plus lemon juice detoxifies your liver so between the food and lemon juice my liver should actually be stronger. Or at least should probably neutralize each other out. I can't believe were back to Sunday again. I know what you're thinking, exactly what I said at the beginning holy shit hes lucky he's not fatter